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I really don't like oats

Oct 1 '14

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Oct 1 '14

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

Oct 1 '14
theconsultingarchaeologist:

Rewatching some Doctor Who today when I came across this little gem in “The Family of Blood”
John Smith is having a panic attack cause he’s finding out that he might be an alien. Then the poor guy turns to Martha and she just be like

#so fucking done with you right now #rubbish as a human #I’ll turn into a human you said #it’ll be fun you said #couldn’t hide in a time period where YOU’RE the servant #either become the doctor or die #cause I left my fucks in the TARDIS #and it’s over there #no more John Smith 1k13

theconsultingarchaeologist:

Rewatching some Doctor Who today when I came across this little gem in “The Family of Blood”

John Smith is having a panic attack cause he’s finding out that he might be an alien. Then the poor guy turns to Martha and she just be like

#so fucking done with you right now #rubbish as a human #I’ll turn into a human you said #it’ll be fun you said #couldn’t hide in a time period where YOU’RE the servant #either become the doctor or die #cause I left my fucks in the TARDIS #and it’s over there #no more John Smith 1k13

Oct 1 '14

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

Oct 1 '14
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings

"Expecting girls to be the gatekeepers of boys’ bad behavior is a slippery slope to placing more serious restrictions on women’s bodies, and lets boys off the hook at a time when they should be focusing on how to improve their own actions."

Damn. Yeah.

(via disgustinghuman)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert)

Oct 1 '14
Oct 1 '14

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

(Source: theloneliestgirlonearth)

Oct 1 '14
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
Oct 1 '14
matt-molloy:

I set my camera up on the dock in my backyard to try and catch the Draconid meteor shower, while I had my own shower. The timelapse ran for about an hour (8:15 - 9:15) and I was pleasantly surprised to find out I didn’t catch any meteors, but instead I caught the northern lights. Even though I live in Canada, they are fairly rare to see where I live. I’m very close to the US border, just above New York State. (though there are parts of New York state that are further north than where I live, the same goes for parts of Michigan) I did another timelapse out of town, in a place with less light pollution, and I caught some more.

matt-molloy:

I set my camera up on the dock in my backyard to try and catch the Draconid meteor shower, while I had my own shower. The timelapse ran for about an hour (8:15 - 9:15) and I was pleasantly surprised to find out I didn’t catch any meteors, but instead I caught the northern lights. Even though I live in Canada, they are fairly rare to see where I live. I’m very close to the US border, just above New York State. (though there are parts of New York state that are further north than where I live, the same goes for parts of Michigan) I did another timelapse out of town, in a place with less light pollution, and I caught some more.

Oct 1 '14

(Source: crystalreerd)